The Rise of the Fire Apples
So in the beginning, there was an apple twee. One day the apples on the apple twee got jealous of the Apple company. They decided to sue for their apple rights. But when they got to the court, they had found out that animals and plants were not allowed inside. The apples became very furious with this. They decided to go home and plan their take down of the Apple company. They gathered all of their apple friends who didn’t even care and have a reason to be mad. Apples don’t care, because they’re awesome like that. After they all gathered up, they all rolled down to the apple headquarters. The leader apple, Dr. Evil Elgoog, conducted the gathering.
The journey to the headquarters was long and horrible. Each apple had to fend for themselves and the young were left to starve. At one point in the journey, like when they had left home the day before last, they all started going canibal and started to waste each other for food. Cannibalism warped their minds and they became savage. The apples were slowly dying off. Especially from overhead birds and hungry children. The leader needed to do something. So one night, they all stopped under one of the I-20 bridges, but that bridge they chose was no other than the bridge in Coahoma TX. Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard discovered the poor things and decided to help them. But the apple’s denied their invitation. This quest was theirs and theirs alone. But Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard didn’t like that idea, so they went home and planned a way to follow and help the little apple dudes.
All Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard wanted were friends, but now all they wanted was revenge. Unaware of this, the apples continued their treacherous journey to plot and defeat the Apple Company. Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard, who were not far behind, stopped one night in Midland TX to listen to the little apples plan. “Alright,” said the leader, “Here’s the plan.” About this time, when the leader was about to speak, everyone heard a noise in the bushes and concentrated their attacks in that direction. And when all the apples dudes were getting ready to attack, Nomieeeeeeee lost control and grabbed their leader by the stem. OMG! TRAGICNESS!!! She threatened to eat him if they didn’t comply with what her and Ricard had to say. After a bunch of screams and tears, they agreed. Ricard stated, “Now listen here scrubs. Yall are gonna listen to the crazy person, Nomieeeeeeee,” And right there, Nomieeeeeeee cut him off and said “That’s right ya tacky little apples.” They finally agreed to finally keep moving, FINALLY!!! They were on their way to the Apple headquarters.
* 18 Years Later *
Most of the apples lost their lives to old age and few remained. But now Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard could plot their revenge on the apples. They took them in to apple headquarters, making the apples believe they were going to help them with their plot. But instead, Nomieeeeeee and Ricard took the apples and caught them all on fire. They listened to their screams and laughed. The apples had no clue what had happened or why it had happened. All the apples knew were that next thing they were being thrown at people sitting in a conference room. The people screamed in agony as they were lit on fire with rotting, buring apples. Now till this day. You now know, and will tell the story, of how Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard used the fire apples to overtake Apple headquarters. Tell your friends, we dare you…. Loser.
And this is why Apple is now called Tweeezzzz, and the Tweeezzzz company uses .nert for the fun of it. And this is the part where we insert the annoying promo line thing like: “Hey, go check our website because it’s cool and stuff. And if you don’t, we may come overtake your house with fire apples.” But we aren’t gonna say that… we’ll just destroy you with fire apples anyway. So go check out the Tweeezzzz headquarters, there is a story of The Rise of the Fire Apples. And Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard live there. (FWI// They are nicer in person)
That’s The End, Loser.
So in the beginning, there was an apple twee. One day the apples on the apple twee got jealous of the Apple company. They decided to sue for their apple rights. But when they got to the court, they had found out that animals and plants were not allowed inside. The apples became very furious with this. They decided to go home and plan their take down of the Apple company. They gathered all of their apple friends who didn’t even care and have a reason to be mad. Apples don’t care, because they’re awesome like that. After they all gathered up, they all rolled down to the apple headquarters. The leader apple, Dr. Evil Elgoog, conducted the gathering.
The journey to the headquarters was long and horrible. Each apple had to fend for themselves and the young were left to starve. At one point in the journey, like when they had left home the day before last, they all started going canibal and started to waste each other for food. Cannibalism warped their minds and they became savage. The apples were slowly dying off. Especially from overhead birds and hungry children. The leader needed to do something. So one night, they all stopped under one of the I-20 bridges, but that bridge they chose was no other than the bridge in Coahoma TX. Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard discovered the poor things and decided to help them. But the apple’s denied their invitation. This quest was theirs and theirs alone. But Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard didn’t like that idea, so they went home and planned a way to follow and help the little apple dudes.
All Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard wanted were friends, but now all they wanted was revenge. Unaware of this, the apples continued their treacherous journey to plot and defeat the Apple Company. Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard, who were not far behind, stopped one night in Midland TX to listen to the little apples plan. “Alright,” said the leader, “Here’s the plan.” About this time, when the leader was about to speak, everyone heard a noise in the bushes and concentrated their attacks in that direction. And when all the apples dudes were getting ready to attack, Nomieeeeeeee lost control and grabbed their leader by the stem. OMG! TRAGICNESS!!! She threatened to eat him if they didn’t comply with what her and Ricard had to say. After a bunch of screams and tears, they agreed. Ricard stated, “Now listen here scrubs. Yall are gonna listen to the crazy person, Nomieeeeeeee,” And right there, Nomieeeeeeee cut him off and said “That’s right ya tacky little apples.” They finally agreed to finally keep moving, FINALLY!!! They were on their way to the Apple headquarters.
* 18 Years Later *
Most of the apples lost their lives to old age and few remained. But now Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard could plot their revenge on the apples. They took them in to apple headquarters, making the apples believe they were going to help them with their plot. But instead, Nomieeeeeee and Ricard took the apples and caught them all on fire. They listened to their screams and laughed. The apples had no clue what had happened or why it had happened. All the apples knew were that next thing they were being thrown at people sitting in a conference room. The people screamed in agony as they were lit on fire with rotting, buring apples. Now till this day. You now know, and will tell the story, of how Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard used the fire apples to overtake Apple headquarters. Tell your friends, we dare you…. Loser.
And this is why Apple is now called Tweeezzzz, and the Tweeezzzz company uses .nert for the fun of it. And this is the part where we insert the annoying promo line thing like: “Hey, go check our website because it’s cool and stuff. And if you don’t, we may come overtake your house with fire apples.” But we aren’t gonna say that… we’ll just destroy you with fire apples anyway. So go check out the Tweeezzzz headquarters, there is a story of The Rise of the Fire Apples. And Nomieeeeeeee and Ricard live there. (FWI// They are nicer in person)
That’s The End, Loser.